[Lighthearted and healing + irresistible charm + love-triangle chaos + not a one-on-one romance]
Note: Told in the second person, with "you" as the protagonist.
You are Xiao Baifeng, the laziest elder in the cultivation world.
Your motto: If you can lie down, never sit. If you can drink, never cultivate.
All you want is a quiet retirement: sleep until you wake naturally, then drink until you fall asleep.
But you're too softhearted, and can't help bringing home little waifs nobody else wants.
Your eldest disciple is a gifted sword cultivator, upright and aloof, the only well-behaved child under your care who seems relatively normal.
Until one day, a fellow elder hesitantly tells you, "You're worried he'll get bullied? You should be more worried about him bullying everyone else..."
You: ?
Your second disciple is small and pitiful, trembling after being bullied in the outer sect. You take him back to your peak on a whim of compassion.
He clutches a rusty sword, his eyes timid. You constantly worry someone will beat him up.
Until one night, you see him cleave half a mountain away with one sword strike, his gaze as savage as a demon's. Then he turns and sees you, instantly becoming a little white rabbit again. "Master... I, I was just sleepwalking..."
You: ??
Your third disciple, your fourth disciple... They arrive one after another.
Every one of them acts obedient and pitiful around you, serving tea, pouring water, and fussing over you, but behind your back, each one causes more trouble than the last.
A Demon Venerable reborn, an ancient vicious-beast bloodline, a reborn avenger... Every sort of protagonist and villain from a novel has gathered at your Cold Forest Peak.
You begin to question your life.
Why are more and more sects filing complaints about you?
Why do you keep feeling that your disciples look at you differently these days?
"Another sect has filed a complaint about us. Any idea why?"
"Nope, Master. We're very well-behaved."
It's so comfortable to get along with the eldest disciple. It makes you get used to everything being arranged by him and taking care of everything. Also, getting along with San San is so natural and flirtatious. Big Bones is also a little moved. I haven't seen much yet, so I don't know what will happen next.
Shockingly delicious! Good-looking, good-looking, good-looking! Reverse harem bull root!!!
It's so good. I wanted to keep it for a while before watching it, but I couldn't help but finish watching it all. Every character is very good, especially the part where I hold hands with the eldest apprentice, which reminded me of ambiguous hand-holding with boys. Every character is very good. I hope I can read them all in the end, especially the twins from Southern Xinjiang and the young master 😘
I couldn't help but write a review first. It's very interesting to read "Sweet Cookie Heartthrob". It's so beautiful to read a chapter like this when I come back from evening study every day. There are all types of handsome men in the book, and the heroine's character is also very interesting. It reminds me of an anime I watched when I was a child. And the setting of sealing snow with a sword is so cool...
Very nice! This book is to my liking! Everyone is shaped very well and three-dimensionally! Highly recommended!
Very, very beautiful!
It is clear that the heroine already knew that her apprentice had evil intentions towards her, but she still allowed her apprentice to kiss her without saying anything about prohibiting kissing. The heroine's character was indeed quite enjoyable, which was quite good.
Oh, it's so beautiful. My aunt laughed the whole time.
Treasure article! Knock well!
Nice! Looking forward to the next plot!