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The former top star Su Qingyun fell from the altar and was in debt of 30 million. He was forced to go back to the Taoist temple in the mountains to live broadcast to pay off the debt.
Black fans all over the Internet are waiting to see his joke, and creditors are pressing harder.
Who knew the style of painting would change! Faced with harassment from drones, he flew up to the treetops thirty meters high with one foot on the ground; faced with a demon demanding his life, he blasted the sky with a thunderbolt from his backhand!
At this moment, the worldview of all the black fans on the Internet collapsed.
Su Qingyun stood up with her sword sheathed, and calmly explained to the camera: "Everyone must believe in science. This is just because Pindao's core strength is relatively strong, plus a little electrostatic induction."
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Barrage: "Taoist Priest, the sword flying move you just made is also scientific?"
Su Qingyun: "That's called the perfect combination of aerodynamics and gliding principles."
Barrage: "How do you explain the zombies on the ground?"
Su Qingyun: "That... Is bone hyperplasia caused by rabies."
Netizens: "Taoist priest, stop pretending, that is clearly an immortal technique! Please lead us to cultivate immortality!"
When the terrifying red-eyed ghost enveloped the sky over the city, all S-class superpowers were defeated.
Su Qingyun pressed the "reset" button on the calculator in front of him, and the ghost instantly disappeared.
Su Qingyun: "Did you see it? This is called the mathematical return to zero law. To eliminate the variable m, we have to talk about logic."
Behind him, a group of agents frantically took notes: "Quick! The zero key is the activation switch of the law of cause and effect weapon! It is classified as top secret!"
Netizen: "Please stop making it up, Newton's coffin can't hold it anymore!"
