Something’s Off About My Nemesis

Sweet romance + one-on-one + devoted to each other + quirky, silly heroine + boyish hero + enemies-to-lovers + pure love + cultivation + light comedy

Novelist Yi He ends up in the world of cultivation. Her first thought is: Hurry up and let me die so I can go back! My phone isn’t wiped! It’s full of secret novel drafts and search history. What if someone finds it?

She learns that her nemesis, Jiang Suyan, has the strongest spiritual energy when he breaks through a realm. Yi He slaps her thigh. There’s her chance!

She charges forward with all her might and kisses him at the very moment his sword energy peaks. A flood of spiritual energy pours into her, and she faints, satisfied. Then she wakes up in the exact same place.

What the heck? It was all a lie! Aaaaah!

The plan has failed...

Facing Jiang Suyan’s shocked, furious gaze, she laughs awkwardly. “I said I wanted to borrow your spiritual energy to get home. Would you believe me?”

“Get lost!”

Later, Jiang Suyan unexpectedly loses his memory, and his mind reverts to that of a boy. Looking at his clear, innocent eyes, Yi He can barely stop herself from laughing.

A godsend. Her chance to put him in his place.

She pulls out a piece of candy. “Call me big sister and I’ll give it to you.”

“No.”

“Oh?” Yi He reaches out and pinches his ear. “Who taught you that?”

“...Big sister.” Young Jiang Suyan looks utterly aggrieved. He can’t shake the feeling that this big sister gives him chills.

During the war between immortals and demons, Yi He is captured. Amid a towering sea of demonic energy, a bloodstained figure tears through the sky, sword energy running wild.

The usually aloof Jiang Suyan is covered in wounds. He points his sword at the Demon Lord and roars hoarsely:

“Give her... back to me!”

He has never been this mad.

Looking at him, Yi He can think of only two things:

I’m doomed. Now it’ll be even harder to explain that kiss I gave him to “borrow his spiritual energy.”

And... did I ever manage to wipe my phone or not?!