Pointing at Potatoes from the Start: My System Crashed

Name: Pointing at Potatoes from the Start: My System Crashed
Author: Fish That Won't Bite

开局指薯为薯：朕的系统死机了

by Fish That Won't Bite (钓不上的鱼)

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Synopsis

I transmigrated to the Eastern Han dynasty as the 12-year-old Emperor Shun, and the System says I have to grow sweet potatoes before I can go home!

Sorry, there are no sweet potatoes in the Eastern Han.

I can point to a yam and call it a sweet potato! From now on, yams are sweet potatoes!

No money for disaster relief? Grow sweet potatoes! The powerful clans kicking up a fuss? Make them grow sweet potatoes!

System: You're cheating!

Me: Insolence! I am the Son of Heaven of the Great Han. Address me as Your Majesty!

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Admit it: you simply can't stand those bizarre-looking aliens. They're nothing like us. Burn the galaxy, set the starry sea ablaze. War, war!!!

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