I became the only mortal HR manager at a mythological universe conglomerate.
From the start, I was bound to the [Great Luo Heavenly Dao HR System], and on my very first day at work, it ordered me to fire Sun Wukong?
Facing the furious Great Sage, I quietly opened the System: [Passive Skill: Workplace Bullying Protection activated]
Sun Wukong swung his staff at me, only to be blasted backward. A "-500 years of cultivation" floated above his head!
He gaped. "You mortal... there's something strange about you!"
Me: "Great Sage, under the Performance Review Policy, I will temporarily confiscate your Ruyi Jingu Bang as an office asset..."
[Ding! Host has successfully carried out an 'Asset Inventory' and received one 'Ruyi Jingu Bang (Trial Version)'!]
[Ding! Sun Wukong's emotional state has collapsed. Congratulations, Host, you have received three 'Life-Saving Hairs'!]
Later, I confiscated the Thunder God's hammer as a "team-building prop" and borrowed the Matchmaker's red thread to organize an "office mixer."
The gods pleaded, "Please, stop docking our performance bonuses!"
Looking at the mountains of merit points and divine artifacts in my System, I smiled.
Sorry, but I'm in charge of this generation of gods!
