Detective Conan: This Blond Guy Is Seriously Impossible to Win Over!

I woke up as Sakurai Yukina, a 29-year-old beauty who’d returned to Japan, in the world of Detective Conan.

Before I could make sense of my complicated backstory, where my father died in the line of duty and my childhood friend sacrificed himself, I was bound to a System called [One Hundred Ways to Win Over a Golden Retriever].

The System said coldly, “Your mission is to win over Amuro Tooru. Fail, and you’ll be erased.”

I looked at my target: well, the handsome blond, dark-skinned waiter at Café Poirot.

But System, you only told me his hair was blond. You didn’t tell me he was a Japanese police undercover agent, codename Bourbon, with incredible fighting skills and a deeply calculating mind: Rei Furuya!

As a transmigration newbie, I found myself facing the Shinigami Elementary School Kid from the start. Getting caught up in cases was just part of the deal. I’d planned to keep my head down and quietly raise his affection level, but then the whole romance started going off the rails.

Weren’t we promised a sweet, heartwarming romance? Why is it nothing but Beika Town’s signature horror-filled daily life?

Even more absurdly, while I steadily raised his affection level, his kept jumping all over the place.

I confessed sincerely, and after thinking it over, he turned me down: “I’m sorry.”

I got so mad I went straight to confront him, but after I argued my case, he smiled gently and said, “When we’re alone from now on, call me Rei.”

The System announced frantically from the sidelines: [Affection +1! +1! +1! Affection has reached MAX!]

Me: “...?” Is this progress bar broken?

#FromWinningHimOverToFallingForHim #TheUndercoverAgentHasTooManySecretIdentities

Warnings:

1. Lighthearted slice-of-life, with little involvement in the main plot.

2. Contains original settings and out-of-character portrayals, and the plot is all over the place.

3. If anything bothers you, just close the page.

4. If it doesn’t make sense, just read it for fun.