As soon as I activated the divine arithmetic system, I was told that if I revealed the secrets, I would be punished by God. I was so frightened that I quickly went to deliver food to accumulate merit.
Who knows——
When delivering food to customer A, there was a "bloody disaster: objects falling from high altitude in three minutes" floating above his head;
When delivering food to Customer B, he carried "heinous crime: three lives on his back" on his head;
Customer: "Why does the takeaway smell like burning paper?"
Me: "Oh, I burned it for you in advance. Don't give it away until you leave."
Police: "Why do you always appear at the first scene of the murder?"
Me: "I'm just a food delivery guy! But why do your wanted criminals always like to order my food delivery?"
