The King Is Always Kneeling on a Durian

Name: The King Is Always Kneeling on a Durian
Author: Mr. Er

大王他总在跪榴莲

by Mr. Er (二先生)

Status: Completed
Length: 503k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 9mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Completed] Sweet romance, devoted couple, happy ending, a shower of sweetness, no angst at all. You won’t regret giving it a try! A violent, ruthless grassland king X a scheming, beautiful prince

Xia Xihe transmigrated.

He became the least favored of the Xia Kingdom’s seven princes and was forced to take his elder sister’s place in a political marriage on the grasslands.

He had assumed the grassland king would be a brutish, cruel man with a big beard. Instead, the king spoiled him rotten!

Xia Xihe: My king, I want osmanthus cakes from Jiangnan.

A certain grassland king immediately sent his troops south. The Xia Kingdom was routed, and everyone lived in fear, while the king had only asked for some osmanthus cakes for his consort!

Xia Xihe: My king, I want lychees from Lingnan.

The grassland king sent his troops south again. The Xia Kingdom fled at the first sign of danger, and panic spread everywhere, while the king had only asked for some lychees!

Xia Xihe: My king, I want…

The emperor of Xia wept bitterly: My dear son, let’s talk this out. Tell your father what you want, and I’ll give you anything.

Xia Xihe smiled faintly: My king, I want to be your empress.

So the grassland king immediately led his army south, conquered the Xia Kingdom, and ascended the throne! Xia Xihe became his one and only empress, the sole person in his harem.

Xia Xihe: It feels great to coast through life with my husband carrying me to victory.

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