Spare Me, Senior! Don’t Pull My Skirt

The comic adaptation is now available on Bilibili Comics!

The main story is complete. Both leads are adults. I’m Lu Huai, a man. Desperate for money, I put on a dress and wig, stuffed a couple of oranges into my bra, and conned a guy named Mu Junchen.

Mu Junchen was a sucker: long legs, a V-line, a wealthy family, and hopelessly devoted. And of all people, he fell for me, a “fallen girl.”

He pursued me relentlessly, fiercely, and with such determination that he drove me into a dead end.

In the end... his money won me over.

And so we started dating.

Holding hands, touching legs, and kissing in the woods.

“Lu Huai, I heard we’ve got a super-handsome upperclassman transferring here. His family’s super rich, too.”

Oh. What’s that got to do with me? I’m only interested in figuring out how to get a little spending money out of Mu Junchen.

“Lu Huai, there’s been a change in the dorm assignments. You’ve been moved to an upperclassman’s room.”

Oh, no problem. A bed’s a bed.

On my first day in the new dorm, my roommate said, “Lu Huai, you look exactly like my girlfriend.”

Me: “Hahahaha, really? What a coincidence, Senior Junchen! If I look like your girlfriend, living together will definitely distract you from your studies. I’ll go ask the dorm supervisor to move me...”

Mu Junchen roared like a demon from hell: “Just try asking for a move!”

Completed works: “The Straight Guy from the Bunk Above Is Spoiling Me Rotten” and “How to Deal with My Delinquent Deskmate.” New work: “The Eunuch Wants to Keep His Distance from the Emperor Every Day.”