You’re a God, and You’re Stealing My Path to Godhood? Are You Insane?

[Superpowers + a useless System + invincible protagonist + comedy + ensemble cast]

In an age when monsters run rampant and cultists have grown brazen, an old man finds an abandoned baby. Eighteen years later, monsters have become protected animals, and the once-warm cultists have been reduced to cold life essence.

Lu Li: This really is a coincidence. The accidents in battle aren't my fault.

Cultist: Stop talking and get on with it.

Lu Li: System, my powers are light and darkness, right? What the hell are time and space?

System: Ding! Scanning Host. You inherited your parents' excellent genes, and now you're acting all smug about it?

Author: Hehehehehehehe

Lu Li: Hehehehehehehe

Teammates: Oooooooooooh!

Cultists: Aaaaaaaaaah!

Lu Li: Damn it, Author! Why did you get one more laugh than the rest of us?

Author: Mind your own business!