[After Binding to a God of Wealth System, I Survive an Angsty Novel by Telling Ridiculous Fortunes and Become the Internet's Favorite. Cold-Blooded CEO x Comedic Heroine]
I, Yun Nianyi, transmigrated into a book and became a cannon-fodder supporting woman who died horribly from the start of an old-school angst novel.
With only 3% of her life left, she bound herself to the [Heaven-Sent God of Wealth] System, which had a grand name but was stingy in practice. Her mission: tell fortunes on the street, earn good karma, and stay alive.
But
She set up a fortune-telling stall, and passersby treated her like a turtle in a wishing pond, tossing money at her with more devotion than they'd make a wish.
She kindly helped a “lost young lady” find the women's restroom, only to turn around and find top-tier campus heartthrob Qin Yu pinning her against a wall. “If your eyes are useless, I can help donate them.”
She livestreamed herself catching ghosts in the middle of the night. When she turned around, the notoriously cold-blooded CEO was standing there in a bathrobe, raising a lazy eyebrow. “Madam, had enough fun? Time to come home.”
Then one day, the System suddenly warned her: [Karma complete. You are about to leave this world,]
At a celebration livestreamed to the entire internet, the man tore up their divorce agreement and pinned her against the wall, his voice hoarse. “You've finished winning me over and now you want to run? You're a little fairy… but you're making this far too easy for yourself.”
[Bonus Scene]
One day, the hot searches exploded: #Breaking! Gu Group CEO Likes “Fairy Fails” Compilation Late at Night# #Gu Yanche Follows Only One Person: Yun Nianyi#
Netizen A: ??? Did Mr. Gu like it by accident?
Netizen B: I've seen this episode! The CEO's affection may be late, but it's here!
Qin Yu (commenting and reposting): @Gu Yanche, Brother Yanche, get your girl under control! She's on livestream again saying my “forehead glows pink and my love life is a mess”!
Yun Nianyi (sneaking online, then deleting her post in seconds): …System! Quick! Do you have a spell to make my husband temporarily forget things?
