Su Yu was a simp in his previous life.
After being killed by a scheming white lotus, he transmigrates into the body of another simp in a different world.
This world has humans, demons, aquatic folk, elves…
Its humans include ordinary people, martial artists, and cultivators…
Faced with a demon beast capable of swallowing a mountain whole, Su Yu wets himself.
Faced with a cultivator whose blade can make a river flow backward, Su Yu calls him “Dad.”
Yan Nation: “Comrade Su Yu, don't be afraid. The people of Yan Nation will always have your back. Go on, keep at it! If you still can't handle it, we'll send you a few more Dongfeng missiles.”
Policewoman: “Honey, if you don't come back soon, our daughter will be all grown up.”
…
Su Yu: “Leader, I'm thinking of going home for a visit.”
Leader: “For what? We're already planning to go see you as a whole nation tomorrow!”
Su Yu: “But I'm not ready yet.”
Leader: “No worries. We already have five million cultivators.”
…
Policewoman: “Honey, why did you hire so many housekeepers?”
Su Yu: “Ahem. If I say I was forced into it, will you believe me?”
Policewoman: “Sure, I believe you. I just want to retire on Blue Star now…”
