The Three Kingdoms: The Whole Internet Tells Me Not to Lie Flat

This is a unique story blending hardcore survival, livestream interaction, and Three Kingdoms history. From the start, the group faces the hellish difficulty of Changban Slope, and their teammates are all old, weak, sick, or disabled. There are no immortal spells here, only a brutal clash between modern thinking and an ancient age of chaos. It's full of laughter and tears, with passion blazing in every heart: an epic of ordinary people!

Late at night, when all is quiet, a history professor opens a grim “ledger of life and death” in his livestream. Xu Shu is supposed to enter Cao Cao's camp and never offer a single strategy for the rest of his life. The gifted Cai Wenji is destined to wander for half her life. The virtuous Mi Furen is fated to throw herself into a well. The unknown Lü Qiling is meant to die young... Tang Ping is horrified to discover that his teammates are a group of “survivors” condemned to “death” or “life imprisonment” in the official histories!

“According to the official histories, you were all dead before you even existed. But now, you're all on the same boat.”

If Heaven has crossed our names off the ledger of life and death, then we'll become the greatest BUG in history! By now, the flames and bloodshed of Changban Slope are far behind, and the strange winds of Red Cliff are about to rise. Watch this tiny butterfly, carrying a ship full of people who “should never have existed,” plunge into the fog of history under the gaze of millions of armchair strategists online, and smash this predetermined Three Kingdoms upheaval into an entirely new future!

Want to see how a good-for-nothing streamer defies fate? Want to watch the online audience “clear” hell mode from the sidelines? This time, we'll write the Three Kingdoms script ourselves!