At the age of 18, I was eliminated from Manchester United's youth training and decided to retire out of frustration.
As a result, a system with bad eyes found me.
Bite! It is detected that the host is depressed, and the 'veteran comeback system' is activated!
[Scanning... Name: Liao Huitang. Age: 38 years old. Physical condition: severe decline (35% of peak period)]
Me:? I'm only 18! Which eye of yours saw me turning 38? !
System: [It has been detected that the host's body function is worrying, and a large compensation package for newbies will be issued!
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining: 'Iron Man' Nedved's peak physical fitness!
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining: 'Qidane Level' ball awareness (trial version)!
Since then, a football BUG was born.
When I defeated the whole team in a training match, the system said: [The host is getting stronger and his charm is still the same as before!
When I opened the door to the top spot with an unreasonable S-shaped free kick, the system said: [The mission of "The older you get, the more you become more demonic" is completed, your style remains the same!
When Sir Alex Ferguson dismissed the head coach for me on the spot, the system: [The host is highly respected and has been recognized by the legend!
The whole world thinks that I am a young and mature genius, but only I know that I am just a young man who is forced by the system to "rely on my old age and sell my old age"!
Reader comments
Those who have never eaten shit can come and eat it.
Isn't this well written? It's not as extreme as other comments say.
Those who have never eaten shit can come and eat it.
Isn't this well written? It's not as extreme as other comments say.
Very good, good choice