My new book is out! Come read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well!
A programmer transmigrates into the cultivation world as a good-for-nothing, only to bind with a System that spews crude jokes and gives ridiculous rewards: the [Witty Immortal]. Forced to deconstruct immortal arts with scientific thinking, he turns the Three Realms upside down with internet-style antics.
🎯 Highlights
The System itself is the biggest source of comedy. Its missions come with live-commentary-style heckling, and its rewards are all pun-based, such as Cultivation for Five Years, Exam Drills for Three, and Fasting Pill: Coriander Flavor.
Hilarious clashes between science and mysticism: using KPI reviews to measure cultivation progress, big data to work out techniques, and the principles of physics and chemistry to refine pills and forge artifacts.
The state of mind of modern young people, cultivation edition: the protagonist resists by lying flat from start to finish, while every side character is forced into the role of a sarcastic commentator.
