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Does the broken vat at home lead to ancient times? I fed expired spicy strips with my backhand and was worshiped as a god by the Famine General!
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[Connecting ancient and modern times + stocking up and feeding + infrastructure hegemony + two-way getting rich + sweet pets and funny things]
Ye Zhi, the second-generation negative person, inherited a grocery store that was on the verge of bankruptcy and had to bear huge debts.
When she was desperate, she discovered that the chipped pickle jar left by her grandfather actually led to the ancient battlefield two thousand years ago!
On the other side of the tank, the young general Xiao Ling was trapped in an isolated city. One hundred thousand people exchanged their children for food and were about to die on the battlefield.
Ye Zhi casually threw in half a pack of expired crispy noodles.
Three large yellow croakers spit out from the tank!
Ye Zhi:! ! !
From then on, Ye Zhi started a crazy career as a "traitor":
Throw in antibiotics and get back imperial green jade;
Throw in the military coat and exchange it for the snow fox fur from the Western Regions;
Throw it in a DJI drone and get back the golden sword of the barbarian Great Chanyu!
Xiao Ling originally thought that the sky was going to destroy Daliang, until the "god" sent a miracle.
It's just... This god's taste seems a bit strong?
The "Fire Dragon Tendons" (spicy strips) given to me are so spicy that people breathe fire?
The "divine brick" (compressed biscuit) given is so hard that it can kill someone?
Does the given "God-Building Mud" (cement) need to be mixed with water?
Xiao Ling: "As long as it is given by the Goddess, the poison is also sweet! The whole army obeyed the order and carved the 'Quotations of the Goddess' on the top of the city and recited the full text!"
Many years later, Xiao Ling ruled the world, wearing a dragon robe, kneeling on one knee in front of the vat:
"Jiangshan is hired, goddess... When will you come down to earth to take charge of this world (and me)?"
It's quite beautiful!