[Delusional overinterpretation + livestreaming + urban fantasy + handing everything over to the state] I just inherited a dilapidated martial arts school and five million in debt, but a blind System insists it’s the ancient Xuantian Sect?
I’m Cao Zhe, a slacker who only wants to livestream and pay off his debts, but I’m being forced down the path of a “fraudulent mystic.”
What I think livestreaming is: doing stunts, playing for sympathy, and begging for tips.
What the System thinks: The Sect Master is revealing divine truths and enlightening all living beings!
I point to a Taoist robe from Pinduoduo that cost nine yuan with free shipping. “Look at this fabric, you can see right through it. It’s just a cosplay outfit!”
The world’s bigwigs imagine: “The Great Dao is simplicity itself! This is a robe impervious to all techniques, a return to the natural state!”
I point to a mangy parrot swearing up a storm. “It’s just a foul-mouthed, feathered beast. Its specialty is stealing sunflower seeds!”
The next second, Kunlun in the Dragon Kingdom calls in a panic: “Sect Master Cao! Your divine bird has brought back the F-35 blueprints from Eagle Sauce again! Please stop it from flying to Area 51. We’re running out of excuses!”
I point to the yard dog that loves eating poop. “It’s just a mutt. Don’t touch it, it just ate something warm!”
Before I can finish speaking, the national sanda champion who came to challenge the school is swatted into a Lamborghini with one paw. He falls to his knees and cries, “Master! I want to cultivate immortality!”
Facing all this, I can only say, “The world’s gone mad! I’m the only normal one! We have to believe in science!”
But when Eagle Sauce’s supernatural agents, Sakura Nation’s onmyoji, and even demons from beyond the realms come knocking, only to be frozen into ice statues by a glance from Sister Liu, who sweeps the floor at my school, I finally realize…
Maybe there really is something strange about my run-down martial arts school?
The author's imagination is wide open. The ancient sects have entered the modern era. What kind of sparks can be created by different habits is full of expectations.
A very good book! The setting is also very novel! Especially with the addition of many modern elements, it doesn't look that old. Come on!
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Super fun, super funny plot, but very down to earth. I really wish I could have such a funny little brother by my side. That life is definitely interesting and sweet. If you like reading this kind of novels, you must not miss this one
A person, a dog, a bird, a mobile phone and a martial arts hall form a strange and vivid picture. The design is very fantasy, and the storyline is offbeat and wonderful. After reading the first chapter, I kept following it. The plot of the novel is gentle and diverse, the live broadcast can bring goods, people can also become immortals, the animals are humanized and intelligent, and they are coupled with the feelings of family and country. The story is exciting, unique and imaginative, and very attractive. This is a rare and imaginative novel. Come on, I hope the content in the following chapters will be more exciting. 👍 👍 👍 It's worth reading and worth recommending!!
It's super beautiful and exciting to read. There are many novel ideas that intensified my feelings.