Cultivation? This Is Obviously Workplace Emotional Abuse!

“As a bona fide corporate workhorse at a major internet company, I worked overtime for seventy-two straight hours and dropped dead. When I opened my eyes again, I heard a steward coldly announce through a voice-amplifying spell: ‘Anyone who hasn’t completed at least seventy percent of this month’s Qi Drawing lessons will receive one mark for “slacking off.” Next month’s spirit-stone allowance will be cut in half!’ ...I get it now. Damn it, I’ve just changed jobs.”