Against the rat race, family-building, decisive and ruthless, play the pig to eat the tiger, More Children, More Blessings
“Old Ancestor Su, your family is full of dragons, ruling the cultivation world. What's the secret? Diligence? Hard work?”
Faced with a sincere question from a fellow cultivator, Su Wen looked helpless.
“Diligence, my foot! What respectable person cultivates immortality?”
“When I left the mountain all those years ago, I really just wanted to be a wealthy man who could laze around all day.”
“Who knew that marrying a wife would earn me a divine cultivation manual, having a child would give me cultivation, and even casually growing flowers would produce top-grade spirit medicines...”
“I became invincible before I even tried. I'm just as desperate as you are.”
Watching his former fellow disciples fight to the death over a few spirit stones deep in the mountains, Su Wen reclined in his armchair, eating spirit grapes peeled by his wife, and sighed with a smug air of humblebragging:
“Cultivating immortality is exhausting. Living off my wife is much sweeter.”
Come, come, come, come and see
Not bad, it's better than just coming down the mountain from a sect without learning anything.