The spiritual energy is revived and martial arts is respected.
When the whole world was celebrating the awakening of supernatural powers, I lowered my head and opened the "Book of Mountains and Seas" handed down from my ancestors.
At the martial arts exam site, the invigilator looked at the demon refining pot in my hand and fell silent: "Classmate, this is not included in the exam syllabus."
I silently pointed to the novice task on the title page: brush a Nian beast alone.
However, my dream is just to be admitted to the grassroots post of the "Folklore Affairs Bureau" which is said to have five insurances and one housing fund, and is invulnerable to evil spirits.
Until that day, the ancient alien species tore apart the city, and the Western Dragonborn roared into the sky.
In the splendid light and shadow of the advanced magic spells, I sighed and held up the ancient pot in my hand.
"Don't make any noise."
"According to the third paragraph of the fourth paragraph of the Xishan Jing in "The Classic of Mountains and Seas"..."
"You are under my control."
[Style]: Quickly establish the core conflict (ancient heritage vs. Modern transcendence), highlight the contrasting humor and ultimate style, and make the point clear.