A Cultivation Storyteller Laying Low

An ordinary man's path to immortality. Whenever he speaks, everyone listens with their eyes closed.

But when he falls silent, everyone trembles as they warily scan their surroundings, huddling together.

Because you never know when you might get a sack thrown over your head, be clubbed from behind, stripped naked, and hung up on the street.

At some point, a saying began circulating through the cultivation world: Better to offend any sect in the cultivation world than to cross a street storyteller.