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Lin Xuan traveled through the fantasy world and became a loser, but he was bound to a strange system: as long as he lies, he will be struck by thunder!
I wanted to be an honest person, but the sect insisted that I was the "Holy Body of Divine Thunder" that had never been seen in thousands of years.
During the apprenticeship ceremony, every word I swore triggered the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder, and all the big guys knelt down and shouted: "Welcome to the birth of the Holy Son!"
The hostile elder mocked me as a fake, so I helplessly said: "Yes, yes, I am a liar."
The next second, Jiuxiao Thunder Tribulation accurately airdropped, chopping the opponent into pieces.
The whole audience was frightened: "Do you follow the law? Do you punish God?!"
Lin Xuan held his afro, looked at his cultivation that had skyrocketed due to the blow, and fell into deep thought:
"Could it be that... This is the correct way to start cultivating immortality?"
From then on, Lin Xuan embarked on a path of no return, telling the most outrageous lies, being struck by the harshest thunder, and pretending to be the best!
All the monks: "When the Holy Son speaks, thunder from the sky will follow, so terrifying!"
Lin Xuan was hit so hard that he was smoking: "Stop bragging... Quickly... Get me some gold sore medicine..."
