[Hilarious Cultivation + Power Fantasy + Wild Misunderstandings + Unusual Golden Finger]
Lin Xuan transmigrated into a fantasy world as a good-for-nothing, only to be bound to a bizarre System: every time he lies, he gets struck by lightning!
He’d hoped to keep his head down and live honestly, but his sect insisted he was a once-in-ten-thousand-years “Divine Thunder Saint Physique.”
At the initiation ceremony, every line of his oath summoned heavenly lightning. The great masters fell to their knees and cried, “We welcome the Saint Child into the world!”
When an elder from a rival faction mocked him as a fake, Lin Xuan could only spread his hands. “That’s right, I’m a liar.”
The next second, a heavenly tribulation from the highest skies landed right on target, frying the elder to a crisp.
The entire crowd was stunned. “His words become law? He carries out heaven’s punishment?!”
Lin Xuan, sporting a head of frizzy hair, looked at his cultivation, which had surged from getting struck, and fell into deep thought:
“Could this… actually be the right way to cultivate immortality?”
From then on, Lin Xuan went down a path of no return: telling the most outrageous lies, taking the fiercest lightning strikes, and putting on the biggest show!
The cultivators cried, “One word from the Saint Child, and thunder follows. Truly terrifying!”
Lin Xuan, smoking from the lightning, groaned, “Stop… stop hyping me up… hurry… bring me some healing salve…”
