My name is Li Hao, and I just want to live peacefully in the wilderness.
But there are always people coming to my indifferent place to try and get rich.
Bite! [I met the future Taoist ancestor by chance, and he was worried about breaking the formation.
Me (incarnation): "If you can't beat me alone, just ask a group of people to surround you."
Hongjun: "!!!"
Result: The Dao Demon Tribulation is over, Hongjun becomes a saint, and insists on giving me the "Thirty-Six Laws of Tiangang".
Bite! [I met the mother of the future human race by chance, and was confused about the path to enlightenment.
Me (casually): "Don't sit there all the time when you have nothing to do. Go out for a walk more often. Playing in the mud is good for your spiritual practice."
Nuwa: "!!!"
Result: Nuwa made me a saint and insisted on giving me three fire phoenixes as pets.
Bite! [I met Hou Tu, the mother of the earth, who was grieving for the fate of the Wu clan.
Me (during barbecue): "Is this the end of the road? How about a different way of living, for example... Giving these lonely ghosts a home?"
Hou Tu: "!!!"
Result: Hou Tu reincarnated and became a saint, causing the whole world to look for the senior who "enlightened" her.
I looked at the saints who were looking for me all over the world, and then looked at the Dragon Clan Daluo and the Qilin Young Master who were bruised and bruised by me in the yard.
I'm numb.
"Taozu, my empress, please don't come. This small temple of mine cannot stand your worship!"
