[Mischievous System + Pure wish fulfillment + Mischievous heroine + Male lead is a skeleton who can take human form + Lighthearted comedy + Pure romance + Mutual pampering]
On the very day Lin Qi transmigrates into the junior sister of a good-for-nothing sect in the cultivation world, the neighboring sect steals its last three spirit stones.
The System awakens overnight: “Host, the Mischief System is online. I’m Jia Xu of the cultivation world, here to deal with anyone who dares defy you. I stand by the principle of being ‘thick and virtuous’: ‘thick’ means thick-skinned, and ‘virtuous’ means following the path of mischief.”
Starter pack: Urine and Feces Control, Sharp Tongue Lv. 1.
And so, the cultivation world’s entire vibe begins to fall apart.
An elder who comes looking for trouble gets the runs in front of everyone. A prodigy who mocks her is made to kneel and accept a fire poker. A spirit artifact protecting the sect gets blasted into a stone maiden with twin tails, who chases the original owner around shouting, “Qi Qi, snuggle me!”...
The System’s rewards grow ever more absurd: bad-luck charms, baldness curses, and gender-bending spray.
Everyone in the Qingyun Sect goes bald. They cultivate through “mischief contribution points” and get rich through “reverse marketing.”
Only the melodramatic skeleton A Gu, whom she picked up, hangs around her every day. “Qi Qi~ My bones are so cold~ Warm me up with some spirit stones~”
He seems like a weak, chatty fool, but a sword is hidden in his soul flame, and he secretly gives her buffs.
Lin Qi dangles him by the arm. “Come clean. Who are you, really?”
A Gu’s soul flame flickers wildly. “I-I was just a gatekeeper when I was alive! At most... I moonlighted as a funeral singer?”
When an alliance of hypocrites joins forces to suppress her and the shadows of the demon race quietly draw near,
Lin Qi raises the “Hypocrite-Detecting Glasses” made by the Mischief System and grins:
“Welcome to the age of mischievous cultivation.”
“Rules? My System is the rules.”
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