The System has run off, forcing the laid-back miracle doctor Li Guanyun to get to work!
From the start, he picks up a gravely wounded empress and a demonic cult enchantress, then gives them both a thorough “lesson,” until the two heroines are fighting to be his maids!
“You have uterine cold, you need treatment!” The empress flushes with indignation and produces ten thousand taels of gold.
“Your skills are terrible, you blew up the kitchen!” The enchantress blushes and quietly cleans up the mess.
Powerful ministers try to assassinate him? One finger to their pressure points, and they all collapse. He even extorts a thousand taels of silver while he’s at it!
The righteous sects surround him? One handful of medicinal powder leaves the whole crowd utterly humiliated, and he hawks “athlete’s foot cream” on the spot!
A higher-dimensional civilization arrives, threatening to format the world?
Li Guanyun yawns. “Quit bothering me. I’m grilling skewers for my wife!”
The next moment, he uses his body as a needle and the nation’s fortune as thread, stitching the world back together just as it’s about to fall apart!
“Move again, and I’ll make your whole body go limp so you can’t get up!” He turns around and subdues the enchantress.
Good book, worth recommending! Never be a eunuch
Very interesting setting, don't be a eunuch!