The Salted Fish Queen Just Wants to Be Destroyed, but Everyone Is Trying to Figure Out the Monsters

996 Social animal Jiang Zhiyu suddenly died of overwork and became a retired person. After that, he likes to offer a "paid retirement" gift package, plus a "cash back system for bad reviews". As long as someone criticizes you as "lazy" or "incompetent", you can exchange for hot pot, recliners, and happy water. From now on, palace fighting? Competing for favor? Doesn't exist! Jiang Zhiyu's goal is to collect bad reviews from all over the world and create a paradise for the elderly in the cold palace! But she doesn't know that people in this world have some "problems" with their brains. She sleeps, which is interpreted as "waiting for the opportunity, not being surprised by favors or humiliations"; she cooks hot pot, which is interpreted as "caring about people's livelihood, improving diet"; she fights with landlords, which is interpreted as "deducing the art of war, and understanding the world"! The concubines took advantage of themselves and became her fans, and the courtiers regarded her as the magic needle of the country. Even Xiao Yan, the dog emperor who personally deposed her, scratched the wall every day and regretted it. Her figure was in his dreams every night, crying and begging her to take another look. Jiang Zhiyu (pupil earthquake): "I'm just a salty fish who wants to lie down! Don't make any more drama for me! My KPI is really going to explode!" Xiao Yan: "Queen, I was wrong. I gave you this country, as long as you... Scold me a few more times."