Li Changsheng, a history major with terrible grades, complains that the setting of a fantasy novel is too absurd, then gets struck by lightning and sent to the Hunyuan Realm. He also gets bound to a System called “Lao Hun,” who speaks in a thick Shaanxi accent and constantly slips into Qin opera.
Other transmigrators are born overachievers, but all he wants is to lie flat: A Chaos Sacred Body? Too conspicuous, better hide it! The soul of the Heavenly Dao from ninety-nine lifetimes? Too much trouble, better forget about it! System missions? If he can slack off, he won't risk his life. The punishment for failure is apparently having to listen to Qin opera on repeat? Who could stand that?
At three, he comprehends a mortal-tier fist technique to perfection. He hunts demonic beasts through “good luck,” blows up a crystal ball during a spiritual root test but insists it was “a quality issue,” and, when demonic beasts besiege the city, is forced to fight before promptly pretending to be an innocent toddler.
But the trees may wish for stillness, while the wind will not cease. The Chaos Sacred Body makes him a walking spiritual energy vacuum. Reclusive elders secretly protect him, and the Qingxu Sect even unleashes demonic beasts to slaughter a village just to snatch him.
Li Changsheng wipes away his sweat. “Lao Hun, can't we keep a lower profile?”
The System Lao Hun thumps his chest. “Relax! I'll cover for you. I guarantee you'll show off without even knowing it, become a big shot just by lying flat. It's gonna be great!”
On one side is his wish to live an ordinary life with his adoptive parents. On the other are his impossible-to-hide talents and one problem after another. Li Changsheng is forced down the path of “accidentally showing off,” never imagining that the more he tries to keep a low profile, the more he becomes the Hunyuan Realm's most dazzling star...
