Ding! The Fallen Kingdom Emperor System has been successfully bound!
Objective: Reduce the nation’s fortune to zero. Reward: A trillion in assets, a return to the modern world, and eternal life!
Yan Chun is overjoyed. “I know how to do this! How hard can it be to bring down a country?”
So he waves his hand and issues his first imperial decree: put idle eunuchs in important positions and grant the Eastern Depot sweeping powers!
He lies happily on his imperial bed, waiting for the eunuchs to throw the court into chaos and loyal ministers to smash their heads against pillars.
Ding! Wei Zhongxian cracks down on corrupt officials. The treasury is replenished, and the people are somewhat reassured!
National fortune +15! Current national fortune: 1215!
Yan Chun: ??? Where’s the corrupt official you promised me? You’re a eunuch and you don’t even skim a single coin? What kind of eunuch are you supposed to be?!
No worries. Prince Qi is bearing down on the capital with an army of 150,000. This time, it’s definitely over!
He even writes to him himself: “Uncle, come at once. I await you with open arms!”
Ding! Prince Qi retreats eighty li in terror. The external threat has been greatly reduced!
National fortune +80! Current national fortune: 1295!
Yan Chun, roaring in despair: “Is there something wrong with this lousy System?! What on earth do I have to do to bring down my own country?!”
Laughing so hard hahaha