Honkai: Star Rail: I Run Off with Herta, Leaving Nous Deep in Thought

(A Honkai: Star Rail fanfiction with a comedic tone, no grimdark content, and a willingness to save anyone who can be saved. Multiple heroines, each with a rich personal storyline.) Yang Pingfan was exactly what his name suggested: an utterly ordinary 【Aeon of All Things】, a sight as common as any other. Though he was one of the earliest Aeons to be born, he almost never interfered with the course of the universe. He felt a part of himself get devoured by Voracity, and watched extinction disasters and the breeding flood spread throughout the universe. He had seen an ordinary mortal use himself as an anchor to create a computer that ascended to perfection, and a boy form the desire to destroy everything in his ruined hometown. He knew he could learn of countless mysteries: the division of the Undying, the disappearance of Beauty, the end of the universe... Herta: Magical girl, praying in progress. Some time later. Herta: Do you think you're a mechanical head? Yang Pingfan: I could be. Zandar: Senior, I've taken many wrong turns in my life. The world calls me a genius, but I still feel far too ordinary. Yang Pingfan: Hard to say. Even the most useless person can still create a Path, can't they? Ruan Mei: I think that's a little rude. Stellaron Gremlin: Can't you use your super awesome ultimate move to bulldoze our way through this whole journey? Yang Pingfan: I could sacrifice myself and plunge into 【Nihility】 to wake it completely. Given the current state of the universe, no one could stop it! Stellaron Gremlin: Maybe let's not. I might not be human, but you're definitely a dog... (The synopsis isn't doing this justice, so head straight to the story. The kids are going to win!)