Chen Xuanzang woke up and became Tang Monk in the world of Journey to the West, bound to the "strongest anti-routine system". Faced with the destined difficulties and the calculations of gods and Buddhas all over the sky, he grinned: Whoever loves this sutra can take it.
To the female fairy: "Convert? Yes. Come to my arms and have a heart-to-heart talk first." From the beautiful "Half Guanyin" Bai Jingjing of Lingshan Mouse to the cold and incomparable Guanghan Palace Fairy, she conquered and trained her all the way. Learning from the experience became his journey to choose a top concubine.
· To male monsters: "Fuck with me, and I'll guarantee you a lot of food and drink, and travel across the three realms." Those who can fight (black bear spirit, yellow wind monster) will be recruited as vanguards, and those who are resourceful (you will find out later) will be worshiped as military advisers, turning the westward journey into a large-scale job fair.
· To the immortals and Buddhas all over the sky: "Nezha, the Hot Wheels are very fast. Come and be my herald?" "Erlang Zhenjun, your third eye is very suitable for investigation. Your monthly salary is 100,000 incense. Think about it?" The immortals who crusaded against him in the past have become executives of his future "anti-heaven" legion.
Ultimate goal:
When Chen Xuanzang came to Lingshan with his millions of monsters, one hundred thousand divine generals, and three thousand harems. The Tathagata looked solemn: "Jin Chanzi, have you finally come to learn the scriptures?"
Chen Xuanzang took out his ears, flicked some "elixir" (actually dead skin from rubbing off), and said casually:
"Get scriptures? No, I'm here to get the heads from your necks. This Lingshan Mountain, as well as the Heavenly Court, will change their surname to Chen from today on."