When the system told me that I could retire, I did not hesitate to choose to time travel to the most annoying Thai drama "Four Directions of Love".
Reborn as one of the protagonists, I decided to lie down and pretend to be good, just hoping to live out my life safely.
Until I met that man - the most powerful Gong in the show.
In front of him, I spoke with a high voice, pretending that I couldn't use a smartphone and couldn't even unscrew a bottle cap.
He smiled and ruffled my hair: "Why are you so cute?"
I breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that I was successful in pretending to be stupid.
Until one day, he took me to a high-end dinner party.
Watching a competitor attack his company's system using the hacking program I wrote in my early years, I subconsciously blurted out the password cracking code.
The whole place was dead silent.
He slowly turned his head, his eyes dangerous and playful: "Baby, what did you just say?"
... Help, is it too late to live on another planet now?