Three Kingdoms: at the Beginning, I Traveled Through Time and Became Hua Xiong, My Old Shu Hua

(Three Kingdoms + funny + cool writing + nonsensical + no system) After Hua Xiong stole the "Dali Pill" from his old uncle Hua Tuo and cured Dong Zhuo, After banishing a dog-headed general, he got drunk and cursed Lu Bu, and was forced to fight against Sishui Pass. . . All the way, he was cheating and cheating, and there were constant laughs. Chaos arose in the world, and when the princes were fighting, a plague brought the long-lost Yellow Turban thieves back to life, each with extraordinary strength. Li Yan: Hey, after Zhang Jiao was surrounded and killed last time when he violated Taoism and participated in mortal affairs, some old monster came out again this time. Tong Yuan: Yun'er, my teacher is going down the mountain! Wang Yue: One hundred and twenty years ago, unexpectedly... Hua Tuo: Hua Xiong, you are half-baked! ! ! Diao Chan: Little brother, didn't you say that after the world is at peace, you will take your sister and travel around the world to become a "heroic Diao Xia couple"?