A Little Genius Builds an Aircraft Carrier by Hand, and Every Military District Fights to Recruit Him Overnight

At a top-secret base somewhere in the northwest, the notorious “King of Hell,” Lei Xiao, has been feeling a little uneasy lately.

The filthy little mute he found in the Gobi Desert, who only ever blinked her big eyes, seems a little... unusual?

While other four-year-old girls play with dolls, his daughter Lu Tangtang takes a screwdriver to the base’s core radar and dismantles it into Lego pieces!

The experts are so furious they threaten to throw themselves into the Yellow River. Then they take another look: “Wait! Why has the detection range tripled?!”

From then on, the whole northwest takes on a completely different look.

A decommissioned tank? That’s Tangtang’s fully automatic tractor!

A top-secret fighter jet engine? Tangtang thinks it’s too noisy, so she casually converts it into a silent version!

Seeing the old men at the Academy of Sciences cling to Lei Xiao’s legs and sob like two-hundred-jin children as they fight to claim his daughter, Lei Xiao holds a submachine gun in one hand and his adorable little grease-covered bundle in the other. He sneers, “You want to steal my precious girl? Did you ask the gun in my hand?”

Tangtang buries her face in her rough-and-tough dad’s arms and nuzzles him before saying in her soft little voice, “Daddy, I want to make an aircraft carrier to play with...”

The whole military region goes crazy: Let her make one! Even if we have to drain the Pacific dry, we’ll make one for her!