[Urban sweet pet·Next year straight ball·Countdown contract]
[System prompt] You have a "debt bond" to be signed for, please check it carefully.
Item details: 22 years old, male, 185cm tall, with coffee stains and morning light.
Creditor information: Lin Xian, 32 years old, a time management tyrant, with burns on the back of his hands and an estimated value of 200,000.
Payment method: "No money, only one person. The remaining 23 hours and 59 minutes today are yours."
Instructions for use:
1. He will tie your wrist with a tie in the subway elevator and whisper to apply for "interest extension."
2. He will kiss you when the plane is weightless and explain this as a "high-altitude pain after-sales agreement."
3. Please note that this "debt" comes with hidden skills: a former e-sports champion, a traffic algorithm genius, and the ability to sell 300 million yuan in one live broadcast.
Risk warning:
The following side effects may occur after exposure: rapid heartbeat, a breakdown in time perception, a new understanding of the word "dumping", and a continued urge to "sign him away permanently".
Current status: The 24-hour countdown has started.
The ultimate clause: If you fail to repay the loan after the due date, interest will be accrued and the loan will be repaid throughout your life.
