Shock! a Certain Firm Actually Treats Ghosts Like This

I have a business, but I don't believe in ghosts. All "hauntings" have scientific explanations here: The dark wind is the draft, the ghosts are the tricks of light and shadow, and the crying is the resonance of the water pipes. My services are also very scientific: Door-to-door repairs, overnight stays, and "physical comfort" are the main focus. Until I took over the lease of the haunted house in Dongchen Community 404 for rent. That night, I was face-mounted by a ghost with half of his neck left. And I used a set of combination punches to make it understand what the "law of conservation of energy" is. Later, there was a long queue at the door of my office. The customers all said, "Boss Lei, that ghost in my house is not very sensible. Go and reason with it."