[Just Started Getting Ratings, They’ll Go Up! + Mind-Reading + System Gossips + Laid-Back Heroine + Everyone’s a Goofball + Sweet Romance + Everyday Life]
Hu Lanlan transmigrates into the daughter of the most notorious corrupt official in the court and is forced to enter the palace as a consort.
Armed with the [Whole Court Gossip System], she plans to lie low in the Cold Palace until the end. But who knew the tyrant emperor could hear her thoughts!
At the imperial consort selection, the emperor is murderous, ready to go after the Hu family.
Hu Lanlan trembles on the outside while screaming in her head:
“Holy crap! The Minister of Revenue has a thousand taels of private money hidden in his official hat! It’s in the lining on the left! His neck’s bent from the weight, hahaha!”
The next moment, the emperor orders someone to crush the minister’s hat, sending banknotes flying everywhere.
Emperor: ??? (This is kind of interesting.)
On the night she is summoned to attend the emperor, his head is splitting with pain and he wants to kill someone for fun.
Hu Lanlan curls up like a silkworm baby and frantically lists dishes in her head:
“I’m craving braised pork knuckle, lotus root stuffed with glutinous rice, and lamb noodles... Is this tyrant impotent or something? Why hasn’t he made a move?”
Listening to her thoughts miraculously cures the emperor’s insomnia!
Later...
Her corrupt official father sends a secret letter, and the emperor assumes it’s a military deployment map for a rebellion.
Hu Lanlan: “Dad’s drawing is so bad. Isn’t this picture telling me to wear long johns?”
A big brother in the Imperial Guards stands before the emperor with a saber, staring fixedly at his throat.
Hu Lanlan: “Brother! Hold back! That’s the imperial robe! You can’t start buttoning up the emperor just because your OCD is acting up!”
Zhu Hengming realizes this isn’t just one corrupt official’s family. They’re all comedians!
Since he can’t kill them, then he’ll... spoil them!
The Hostess: The Prime Minister who stutters, is short-sighted, and is afraid of society Hostess: Wild beauty, just Cuihua with a strange aesthetic The heroine's elder brother: the obsessive-compulsive general who loves embroidery The heroine's eldest sister: a noble concubine who completely inherited her mother's The heroine's brother: a carpenter who is clumsy but has a strong mind This is the summary of more than 20 chapters that I have read. I may comment after reading it in the future, but this one is really good [I learned it] [I learned it] [I learned it]
I guarantee you won't be able to leave this book after reading it! Recommended to you who are tired of the same taste! Really funny! I have laughed a lot so far! Relaxed, innovative, superior to time-travel novels of the same frequency, and systematic, but the heroine is more interesting than the system. The system does not overwhelm the master, I do not exaggerate, and I do not lie or lie...
Hahaha, I burst out laughing. For a change. A book I randomly picked out blindly. I didn't expect to pick up such a beautiful book. What angle? Haha. So much fun. A traitorous minister will not be traitorous. Oh, this family is so interesting.
It's really well written. Although I haven't rated it yet, I believe it will definitely be rated lower in the future. You can also find treasures by opening the blind box, which is enough to keep you chasing for a while!
So far, it's pretty funny despite its flaws.
It's very funny. I've laughed so hard that my stomach hurts several times. I feel like the heroine alone affects the whole family. As for the identities of the heroine and her family, I only briefly mentioned it without giving a complete and detailed explanation. I only briefly mentioned that the heroine is a time traveler and has been doing so for a while. The main color is funny text
Very nonsensical and funny, worth reading
Good-looking, a brother with advanced obsessive-compulsive disorder, a spendthrift sister, a food-loving self, and a stingy brother. This combination is perfect.
Good-looking, good-looking, good-looking, simple happiness
Humorous, funny, and daily warm.