Traveling through Warhammer 40K, programmer Li Ang discovered that this dark universe is actually a "Grass Team Operating System" full of shitty code, logic loopholes and memory overflows.
Warp corrosion? That is a system error caused by incompatibility of the underlying driver.
Tyranids? That's an unrestricted memory leak.
Orc Waaagh stance? That is distributed cloud computing based on group consciousness!
Adeptus Mechanicus? A bunch of script kiddies who only kowtow to instructions!
Looking at the emperor (server) sitting on the golden throne who had been stuck for ten thousand years, Li Ang pushed up his glasses and opened the developer backend:
"There is no other way but to reconstruct the system."
"First, kill the emperor."
"Secondly, incorporate the orcs into the mining machine cluster."
"Finally, send Slaanesh a 404 error."
The moment Li Ang carried the keyboard and typed sudo rm -rf /* (one-click delete) against the Khorne demon army, the entire galaxy fell silent.
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This is the story of a programmer working on open source, fixing bugs, and uploading the Emperor to the cloud in the Warhammer world.
Reader comments
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The protagonist gives me the feeling of an ancient saint, except that the protagonist uses 2K code
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It's so cool. I've always wanted to read a Warhammer novel about different races and factions.
A programmer's fantasy before he dies [Sends his heart]
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Okay, an air purifier was smashed down into the cesspit. Huang Pizi said he wanted to stand up from the toilet. The purifier said I wanted to jump out of the toilet and give the cesspit a kick waaaaaagh!
The protagonist gives me the feeling of an ancient saint, except that the protagonist uses 2K code
The writing is good, but I personally feel that it should add some descriptions of the behavior of the people under the rule in using these products. The current pace is too fast.
It's so cool. I've always wanted to read a Warhammer novel about different races and factions.
A programmer's fantasy before he dies [Sends his heart]
Everything else is okay, but how can the empire be so efficient? If it had this efficiency, the empire would have attacked from all sides, and it would be beaten everywhere.
I'm thinking that the tomatoes are particularly delicious today
It's crazy, I'm thinking about it
Very good, I read it in one sitting.
It looks good. I love watching it and want to watch it again.
Sorry, I have never seen such a beautiful book.