The Wanjie Live Broadcasting System Causes Time and Space Crisis

He is unemployed in middle age and has a daughter to support. I, Lin Xiaoman, accidentally bound to the Wanjie Live Broadcasting System. Since then, my daily life has become a popular variety show in thousands of places. #Today's live content# Teaching his daughter to memorize ancient poems shocked the poet Li Taibai. Heating leftover rice in a microwave led alien scientists to submit a 10,000-word research report. The aunt downstairs had a quarrel, which was listed as a "classic teaching case of political strategy" by emperors of various dynasties. I was popular all over the world by "lying flat" every day, until the system was cold and prompted: "The audience's favorability has reached the threshold, and the experiment has entered the second stage: crisis delivery." Holding my daughter in my arms, I smiled at the camera of the whole universe: "I heard that you want to scare my daughter into tears?"