This System Seemed Pretty Awful at First

[You have been chosen by fate!]

“I just want to lie flat, or be a bad guy and muddle through life! Go find someone else!”

[You're practically starving to death. How are you going to lie flat?

Being a good person is hard, and you want to be a bad guy? Perfect, that's just what I had in mind!]

From then on, Bai Zhan's standards sank lower and lower!