[Crazy + no CP + making money + anti-routine + hilarious]
Bai Suzhen, who had been practicing for thousands of years, was reborn. In her previous life, she was a goddess of pure love. She stole fairy grass for Xu Xian and flooded the golden mountains. In the end, she was crushed by Leifeng Pagoda. However, the soft-hearted man became a monk and stepped on her bones to become a Buddha.
In this life, I stood on the broken bridge and looked at Xu Xian who was walking across the street and wanted to borrow an umbrella. Bai Suzhen took out a suona with her backhand, played "The Big Funeral" on the spot, and tearfully took Xu Xian's five taels of silver as a "farewell fee."
Xu Xian: "Madam, I was your benefactor in the previous life!" Bai Suzhen: "Benefactor? Okay, I'll use these five taels of silver to buy medicine, and we'll be clear. If you dare to quarrel again, I'll send you to see the King of Hell."
Fahai: "Monster, I'm going to take you in!" Bai Suzhen: "Master, stop being involved. Come work in my company, you'll get five insurances and one fund, nine to five, and double salary at the end of the year. Think about it?"
From then on, Hangzhou lost a love-minded snake monster and gained a crazy national master who controlled the government and was extremely wealthy. The emperor looked at the empty treasury and the overflowing account books in Bai Suzhen's hands, and fell into deep thought...
(The introduction is weak, please read the text to see how the white lady with a beautiful mental state rectifies the Three Realms!)
Good-looking, good-looking, good-looking