I Asked You to Help the Poor, So Why Are You Giving Machetes to Homeless People?

Synopsis:

A knife-seller on credit in North America? Who hands out machetes to homeless people as charity? In the land of the free, every day is crazier than the last!

Day One: Li Haosen hands out donuts. The Black guys couldn’t care less.

Day Two: He hands out cigarettes. They respectfully call him Mr. Haosen.

Day Three: He hands out liquor. “Mr. Haosen, that guy was rude to you. I’m going to kill him!”

Day Four: He hands out machetes. “Machetes in hand, follow me!”

Day Five: “Brothers, the governor won’t let me hand anything else out…”

The Black guys, machetes in hand, Desert Eagles at their waists, AK-47s slung over their shoulders, and RPGs on their backs, heard this and immediately refused to accept it.

“Motherfucker!”

The people pushed Li Haosen onto the throne. He let out a long sigh. “You’ve made my life miserable!”