[Genshin Impact fan fiction + goofy System + business simulation + Slimes? + laid-back daily life + cute illustrations]
After transmigrating to Teyvat, Zhang Quandan has no Vision, no golden finger, and only a dazed, adorable System that can do nothing but summon Slimes.
Zhang Quandan sighs and decides to open a little shop in Mondstadt, hoping to enjoy a quiet retirement.
Today’s specials at the House of Slimes:
[Grass Slime Matcha Roll], Nahida says it’s delicious.
[Rock Slime Mille-Feuille], Just the right level of crunch, Rex Lapis’s top choice.
At first, people only came in out of curiosity. Before long, the shop became the most legendary rest stop in all of Teyvat.
Acting Grand Master Jean comes here to set down her burdens. Hu Tao sells her first premium Wangsheng Funeral Parlor package here. Even the Abyss Prince, who wants to destroy the world, sometimes sneaks in to order takeout.
This is the story of a struggling author, his good-for-nothing System, and a bunch of Slimes feeding all of Teyvat.
[Reader’s Guide] Every chapter’s author’s note comes with beautiful illustrations, so enjoy! Skip the author’s notes and you’ll miss out on a fortune!
The first chapter is poisonous: Where is Amber's character? Instead of killing the Qiuqiu people first to protect the protagonist, he actually asked the protagonist why he bombed the innocent Qiuqiu people? Is this right?
Well written, excellent fanfic. 😘