I woke up and became Link, the Thunder's watercooler.
The start is hellish, with only 30 days left before Durant joins the Warriors!
Bite! The most powerful basketball assistance system is activated!
[Main mission: Prevent Durant from joining the Warriors! Failure, the host will be wiped out!
I:? ? ?
[Newbie's advice: Providing "emotional comfort" to the target person can greatly increase the success rate of the mission.
[Recommended prop: Scarlett Johansson's bath water.
Me: ... System, are you crazy? !
In order to survive, I can only get some "shock value" on the court in exchange for props!
Hollow three-point rain? Post-shot in the center circle?
Westbrook: "Fuck! Another shot!"
Durant: "Brother, you are the real death!"
[Congratulations to the host! Shock value +1000! +2000! Already redeemed for "Tears of the Goddess"!
Looking at the bottle of "bath water flavored drink" in my hand, I fell into deep thought.
Adu, in order to keep you, my brother has no choice but to do this! (Rubbing hands)
