Apocalypse: A Polite Scoundrel, Making the Goddess Push a Cart from the Start

Name: Apocalypse: A Polite Scoundrel, Making the Goddess Push a Cart from the Start
Author: Eunuch Mei, the Nine-Thousand-Year Lord

末世：斯文败类，开局让女神推车

by Eunuch Mei, the Nine-Thousand-Year Lord (九千岁梅公公)

Status: Completed
Length: 316k Words
Genre: Sci-Fi & Apocalypse
Updated: 7mo ago
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[Polite Monster + Dark, Unhinged Psycho + Road-Trip Invincibility + Twists on Human Nature + Ruthless Killer + Utterly Self-Serving + Goddess Turned Slave]

“Thanks, Auntie, for pushing your own nephew into a tide of corpses and helping me complete my first evolution.”

The apocalypse descends, and Wang Biao awakens the [Furnace of Pain]. Whatever doesn’t kill him will only make him stronger! Bites are fuel for evolution, and bullets are whetstones for his defenses. From Modu to the north, he tears across the 1,500-kilometer road home in his blood-and-gore-covered heavy truck, the Tyrant.

Even facing the Corpse Emperor, Wang Biao merely adjusts his gold-rimmed glasses with impeccable manners. “Sorry, I have road rage. Anyone who blocks my way home, god or demon, dies!”

(A story about a monster with impeccable table manners killing his way through the apocalypse to get home.)

(Note: The protagonist is extremely rational and puts self-interest first. Do not read if you like saintly protagonists!)

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