Naruto: All My Ninjutsu Come from Gacha Draws

“I transmigrated into Hokage and can get stronger faster by drawing cards!”

“While Sasuke was training hard to master Chidori, I drew a card and learned Rasengan right away.”

Kakashi: “His growth rate is scientifically impossible.” Orochimaru: “His bloodline is so pure, he’s hardly human.” System: “Would the Host like to do a ten-pull?”