Delivery rider Wu Jie gives a one-star review to the Black and White Impermanence.
They immediately grab him by the throat with a soul-binding chain!
And what's even more ridiculous, they got the wrong person!
[Beep! Work error detected. Host's physical body was destroyed in a gas explosion.]
[As compensation, you have been forcibly hired by the Underworld Corporation.]
[New employee welcome pack delivered: 1 pack of Heart-to-Heart brand joss paper and 1 coupon for 10 off a purchase of 10,000 or more.]
Wu Jie: “That's it???”
[Mission issued: Deliver a net-addicted teenager from the mortal world.]
[Reward: Merit +5]
[Merit required to exchange for a perfect body: 100,000]
Wu Jie does the math: two thousand missions, five years...
Fine! If I'm a working ghost, then I'm a working ghost!
From then on, the two realms of yin and yang have the most hardworking underworld officer of all.
Exorcising a vengeful ghost? Negotiate the price first!
Capturing a monster? Charge by the job!
The Black and White Impermanence tremble with fear. “Please, stop working so hard! You're blowing our KPIs out of the water...”
The Judge grits his teeth. “Promote him! Send him off to wreak havoc in another department!”
Wu Jie gazes at the gleaming [Perfect Body] in the Merit Shop.
“Just you wait. I'm getting back alive, no matter what!”