Naruto: The System Is Trash, and So Am I

[Hokage] [Konoha] [Civilians] [Ninja] [Lighthearted] [Original Fanfiction]

[Congratulations, Host, on turning six. The Ninja World Bully System has been activated.]

[Mission 1: On your first day of school, steal Naruto Uzumaki’s goggles and mock him for being so old and still unable to use the Clone Technique.]

“System, are you blind? I’m a Chunin instructor, and Naruto’s right below my lectern. I’m supposed to steal from my student and put him down? I don’t want the fox tearing me apart!”

[Mission 2: Beat Sasuke Uchiha to tears during combat practice, then tell him he has no right to call himself an Uchiha.]

[Mission 3: Sneak a peek in the women’s hot springs. When you get caught, frame Ebisu.]

[Mission 4: Ambush the Third Hokage with Thousand Years of Death, then get away unscathed.]

“I’m a teacher! I wouldn’t do anything that vile even if you gave me ten chances!”

[Mission rewards: Yin Seal, Eight Gates Released Formation: Morning Peacock, Uzumaki Clan physique.]

“System, you really know how to read people. The truth is, my mental age has always been three! Help me up, I can still show off!”

Tsukimisato Kaede, an utterly ordinary background-character teacher, is forced to embark on a shameless path to power at the Ninja Academy, “punching kindergarteners and kicking nursing-home residents,” just to survive in this high-risk world.

Also known as Hokage: I’m a Teacher, Not a School Bully! and This Teacher Is Such a Scumbag.