How to Survive a Virus Outbreak

On the first day of the zombie virus outbreak, I, as a doctor, performed autopsies on corpses in the morgue. Sirens were wailing outside, and all I wanted to do was finish this report. Until the "corpse" I had just declared dead yesterday sat up and grabbed my hand. It made a gurgling sound in its throat, and the nearest self-defense tool I had was a scalpel. I know this is no ordinary medical accident. It's my end...