High Martial: Want to Slack Off? My Body Turns Dark and Forces Me to Become Invincible

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[Urban High Martial Arts + Lazy Protagonist + Organs Gaining Sentience + Automatic Rat Race + Comedy Power Fantasy + Nearly Invincible + Misunderstandings + Ruthless]

Su Yue transmigrates to a high-martial world. Faced with the threat of ferocious beasts, his greatest dream is to slack off.

“Practice martial arts? No way. I’ll never practice martial arts in this lifetime.”

But when his organs and cultivation techniques hear him say this… they lose it!

[Your Basic Breathing Technique hears its Host wants to slack off. Its anger reaches MAX, and it turns evil on the spot!]

[Your right hand says: You want to lie flat? Did you ask my fist? “Divine Hand” activated by force!]

[All the cells in your body decide to join forces and rebel, frantically competing so they won’t be dragged down by their Host!]

And so…

While Su Yue sleeps, his breathing technique automatically absorbs spiritual energy.

While Su Yue eats, his stomach automatically refines the nutrients.

While Su Yue zones out, his eyes automatically analyze the enemy’s weaknesses.

…

Su Yue breaks down: “Please, stop competing so hard! I just want to get some sleep!”

The organs in his body: “Shut up, useless Host! Lie there! We’re going to slay a god!”

When reporters come to interview him, Su Yue, now the strongest person in the world, looks utterly miserable:

“I never wanted to be invincible. They forced me into it! Please, just let me take a break!”

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Also known as: My Right Hand Understands Cultivation Better Than I Do; I Just Wanted a Hot Meal, But Somehow Wiped Out an Entire Clan; I Was Sleeping, So How Did I Become a Martial Saint?